Friday, June 2, 2023
Depression Glass
Monday, March 27, 2023
Wireless Phone Jacks and Internet Access
My family was probably about average nationally as far as getting a computer and then internet, but around where I grew up we were behind. My parents weren't into computers or tech stuff, and we didn't have a lot of money or a need for a PC, so the first time we got one it was an old model from my dad's work they were getting rid of and he could take for free.
It was one of those monitor on top of the box type that were so common in workplaces in the 90s. A sort of tan color. Boring, unable to offend anyone it seemed. It was put on an old desk in the alcove of my parent's room. No internet. I played some games I was able to get my hands on and load up. A Chex Quest game with an AOL 3.0 trial I had saved for many years in anticipation of this moment, the Amazon trail (on like 8 3.5 'floppy' disks) and some others I had come across. Chex Quest was actually a decent game built off of the 'Doom' Engine.
The computer had no sound card, a Pentium 1 that was able to muster 90mhz of processing power, Windows 95 and about 4mb of ram or so. I played a trial of the Catz video game (where you took care of a virtual cat, a fancy version of a Tamagotchi). We didn't have a cat so this had to do. I did have an external modem running
28.8kbps and used this in a modem to modem connection with my friend to play Bomberman, which was super awesome because we were playing each other from the other side of the block, and because Bomberman.
The U.S. Robotics modem we had. You had to switch it on. |
So this obviously made me have to cover my tracks on the shared computer while I downloaded songs so slowly over out 28.8 connection. I want to say the average song took 5 minutes or so at the normal 128kbps mp3 quality you would commonly see on Limewire. Downloading songs from Blink 182 and the mis-attributed 'Half the Man I Used To Be' which was 'Creep' by Stone Temple Pilots but always under 'Nirvana'. We also had one phone line so the risk of having to disconnect of losing the connection if someone picked up the phone was high. I had to sneak the downloads, save them to a floppy (no CD burner yet), then get them onto another drive somehow. Remember, the computer had no sound and even if it did, the music would have raised suspicions. I then would hide or delete the program from the computer until next time.
This brings me to the inspiration for this post. I bought a Texas Instruments (TI) laptop from a friend. It was about the same speed as the computer my parents had but it had sound and a 56k modem card. I was now free to tear around the internet as I pleased for better or for worse! Still limited by the internet connection and the phone jacks in the house I was determined to find a solution.
The Computer. |
This came in the form of the wireless phone jack. Using the phone jack in my parents room, I could broadcast the signal over to my own and use the phone line late at night when there would be no risk of the phone being picked up, or anyone wanting the line. I wouldn't have known of it's existence but I saw one at the Rite Aid 4 blocks from our house. It wasn't cheap for me, about $60 if I recall, maybe on sale for $40. Still a weeks worth about of newspaper delivery.
I bought the unit (I think very similar to this Phillips pictured). My recollection is that it did work but my parents were suspicious (rightly so this time) of the big white thing plugged into their wall under the phone in their room and I ended up returning it. My solution ended up being a long phone cord that I could plug into my laptop and they weren't interested in my computer so I was basically still able to download song indiscriminately.
I also don't exactly remember how I listened to those songs off of the TI. It had no USB, and MP3 players were barely a thing. I think for abut two years I could only listen to those songs on tiny, tinny sounding laptop speakers, but that was amazing enough.
Newton's Apple
Exactly as I remembered. |